Introducing:           "VoodooDuck"!

For those times when you've had enough of your Boss, Client, Co-worker, Significant Other or just the @*!>% Idiot who cut you off on the way to work -
put the power of the "VoodooDuckie" to work for you!!!!!!


   The instructions are simple:
1  Write the name of the "cursed one" under the tail of your Duckie.
2  Recite aloud: "When I pierce this Duckie may you feel really yucky!!"
3  Pierce Duckie with the provided pins.
4  Achieve wonderful sense of calm & wellbeing!!!!


With so many characters to choose from you're sure to find the perfect
VoodooDuckie for the job!
    

                    

Just a few examples:


 

Special Introductory Price
just $1.99 each!
They come attractively packaged with pins and full instructions!!


LOVE & FAMILY:
Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Bride, Grandma, Grandpa, Groom, Husband,
Mother-in-Law, Mother-of-the-Bride or Wife
DIVAS:
Blonde, Brunette, Redhead or Princess
PROFESSIONALS: 
Boat Captain, Broker*, Builder, Fireman,
Photographer, Pilot, Police Officer
MEDICAL: 
Dental Hygienist, Dentist, Doctor, Nurse, Ophthalmologist, Physician, Surgeon or Veterinarian
OLD FARTS: 
Geezer w/walker, Old Fart w/cane, Old Lady w/knitting, or Old Lady w/walker
SCHOOL:
Cheerleader **, Graduate*, Nerd*, Swim Coach, Teacher*, 
players: Baseball, Basketball, Football, Hockey**, Soccer or Volleyball*
BIKERS: 
Wearing Bandana, Headband & Leathers or Vest & Helmet
SPORTS/GYM:
Bodybuilder, Bowler, Diver, Fitness Trainer, Gym Poseur, Lifeguard, Surfer*
HAIRDRESSERS:
Colorist, Cutter or Stylist
CHEFS:
Baker, Executive Chef, Fry Cook or Pastry Chef
MISCELLANEOUS sources of irritation!!:  
Baby*, Bad Driver, Easter Bunny, Man in leisure suit, Medallion Man, Mugger,
Redneck w/ponytail, Robber, Santa, Snowbird, or Teenager*

*gender specific (order male or female)
** colors available